[Tritian]

I have a stomach illness from hell. I spent last night in my bed, delusional. My delusions were grand... I was convinced I was trying to expose Cheney's war crimes, probably because i just watched that Frontline episode about him. Later that night, I had a delusion that my cat was trying to show me the degree arc of a rainbow (42)... it wasn't talking or anything... it was a telepathy thing. Anyway...

I throw up every time I drink water, much less eat anything. I'm still forcing myself to drink water... with almost no success. I have no temperature. It's all in my stomach. GG thinks it's dysentery, but GG is a flaming homo, so screw him.

Anyway, my point is this: If I am to die, carry on the fight for Jumpgate Evolution without me, men. Don't let them pussify our game. Use my name as a war chant, similar to that movie Dune. If you guys come across Sting, be like "TRITIAN" and watch as his bones get crushed into a fine pasty film. It will work, I saw it in one of my delusions.

That is all. 1/28 nevar forget

[GrimGriz]

Originally Posted by Tritian

I spent last night in my bed, delusional.

So the departure from normal was that you were in bed?

[Jump]

Oh my, the martyr has come out.

Suck it up and go to the doctor. And stop swallowing strange things.

Hope you get better soon.

[Tstrike3]

*agrees with Jump*

My god the matyr syndome has arrived. Say a prayer and light a candle for the wuss...

[Diver012]

Get better soon!~!!~!

And put down the shrooms!!

[Tritian]

alright you guys are out of the will.

[Jump]

Oh wait, I mean...

Poor Tritian, let me bring you some chicken soup.

[Injustice]

Originally Posted by Tritian

I have a stomach illness from hell. I spent last night in my bed, delusional. My delusions were grand... I was convinced I was trying to expose Cheney's war crimes, probably because i just watched that Frontline episode about him. Later that night, I had a delusion that my cat was trying to show me the degree arc of a rainbow (42)... it wasn't talking or anything... it was a telepathy thing. Anyway...

I throw up every time I drink water, much less eat anything. I'm still forcing myself to drink water... with almost no success. I have no temperature. It's all in my stomach. GG thinks it's dysentery, but GG is a flaming homo, so screw him.

Anyway, my point is this: If I am to die, carry on the fight for Jumpgate Evolution without me, men. Don't let them pussify our game. Use my name as a war chant, similar to that movie Dune. If you guys come across Sting, be like "TRITIAN" and watch as his bones get crushed into a fine pasty film. It will work, I saw it in one of my delusions.

That is all. 1/28 nevar forget

9/10

I would've given it a perfect ten, but you left out any referrence to projectile vomit.

[netburnr]

Hmmm, did you drink some Visine?

[JackOften]

You need to stop partying dude. I've been on a 4 day binger of Coke, Meth and Booze in Nogales with a withdrawl that felt like that.

I've since knocked off the Coke and Meth btw.

[ZeroZ95]

I had a stomach bug that felt just like that, but the only thing I was on was coffee and bagels. I literally blew it out both ends all day long until I finally went to the ER and got 2 liters of IV fluids, some anti-nausea miracle pill, and a Valium. Then I slept 18 of the next 24 hours, and 14 of the following 24.

[Ambrosius]

Originally Posted by Tritian

Anyway, my point is this: If I am to die, carry on the fight for Jumpgate Evolution without me, men.

Before you go, can you transfer your cash to me and any really cool arties like AB4s?