Shlonk opens new service department.

Jump

We in Shlonk want to be of service to all pilots of Taikodom. So we have opened a new service department specifically for those pilots who choose to fly fighters and bombers and then feel hurt when someone shoots them. Or corp with a known griefer and are bewildered when someone shoots them. Or play a space combat game and get their panties in a wad when combat actually occurs.

Introducing the Shlonk Whaaaaaambulance service. We even have our own fleet of service vehicles. Enjoy

Heh, all you Jumpgate vets remember this one eh?

Hurricane

LOL, I have seen that a few times in various Jumpgate forums

HCs_Cutie

That is priceless... I love it.... I should send you pic's of one I made for my mothers 50th Birthday cake.... It was an over the hill ambulance... took an actual toy and changed the stickers....

TRI Pilots On Duty
On Duty:	20
In Flight:	12
Solrain:	2
Octavius:	14
Quantar:	4
TRI:	0

Category	Pilot	Score
Kills	Algore	2,644
Kill Ratio*	Teyor	500.000 %
Bounty Collected	Killntime	397,798,952
Munitions Accuracy*	Psycho	85.916 %
Projectile Accuracy*	Adi563	98.004 %
Total Conflux Kills	vorlon31	147,157
Experience	CaptainCow	100,000,000
Mission Success Ratio*	Arkady	100 %
Insurance Rating*	Lomax	10 %
Net Worth	McPlowed	c22,388,366,852
Duty Hours	RedDwarf	14,668.2
*minimum requirements to qualify


	Jump Big Daddy Pilot Name: JumpDemon Faction: Solrain Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, Ca. Posts: 6,864	Shlonk opens new service department. We in Shlonk want to be of service to all pilots of Taikodom. So we have opened a new service department specifically for those pilots who choose to fly fighters and bombers and then feel hurt when someone shoots them. Or corp with a known griefer and are bewildered when someone shoots them. Or play a space combat game and get their panties in a wad when combat actually occurs. Introducing the Shlonk Whaaaaaambulance service. We even have our own fleet of service vehicles. Enjoy Heh, all you Jumpgate vets remember this one eh?
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	Hurricane Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 320	Re: Shlonk opens new service department. LOL, I have seen that a few times in various Jumpgate forums


	HCs_Cutie Recruit Pilot Name: HCs_Cutie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California Posts: 22	Re: Shlonk opens new service department. That is priceless... I love it.... I should send you pic's of one I made for my mothers 50th Birthday cake.... It was an over the hill ambulance... took an actual toy and changed the stickers....
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