[G.Rasputin]

One time we were flying spaceships and {gotcha} goes you are OSP, the worst squad ever, how about i blow you up.

DAMN BROTHA WHY? i die a lot

one day snapshot tries to kill me tow, i use lots of missiles and kill him. i fly back to octavius going "WTF WTF WTF WTF?"

one day i kill gotcha and it was really cool. he flies in the simulator with me and shows me cool tricks.

then we go to war with everybody. rix kills me like 5 times. i encounter liet and say "i do not spill the blood of my fine octavian brother!!!" he kills me cause i am osp.

i fly around with azrael (FORSAKEN 2nD ACCOUNT!!!) a lot. we shatter the oct/sol myspace friends agreement and sol navy posts a blog about it.

i join the pay or dies. this is a really good squad, much better than OSP. tritian is in it and so is crooklyn. so is liet and capt morgan, somehow we are friends now. there is a guy named singleshot who is a greenman but loves to shoot flux. go figure.

we kill just about everybody except for matfarmers that pay 6000million credits.

frg sux.

synergy is formed. we kill tyke and gladius and wiz401 a lot. little does everyone know that we ARRRRRRRRRRRRR pyrates. aubrey hits a petal. tokay goes artifact hunting with miskugun and nothing seems right. then we go insane and deranged blows up a spaceship.

i have other accoutns named kitten and moses in isu. we kill everybody, and every once in awhile they kill us. ulalum loves vodka, selling fish and shooting kraken in saron's shoulder.

in synergy we kill new dawn, sol navy, oec is playing eve and there are conflux up to c27 out!!!

razorskiss is very good at hitting the post button with his fingers but very bad at hitting the spaceships with lasers/ammos.

texmurphy eats a kebob and finds out i am a vegetarian. jonboy and him pretend to be vacationing with women but are really hunnymooning with each other.

rix kills a man with a nuclear missile.

INTERORKA SUX

liet and i get bored and everyone quits the game so we hang out with the dumb quantars, chewcaca, ceryn, brooster, ntwad, rohizzle and other guys that we once shot at. faroh and firestorn and chubain shoot guns with us at them.

hrafn dies a lot but has the FIGHTER SPIRIT

oh yeah, while all this is going on there are some pilots who die all the time and never kill anyone. they are:

ratha
jericho21
everyone in frg
vengeful
direcoyote
wiz401
spacious (sorry dude!)
cogs

that is the story of jumpgate

oh and that pesky flashfire blockade

[netburnr]

That pesky FF blockage and tyke's actions against netburnr are what caused you to get killed by Gotcha, you know I always loved ya.

[QrazyKermi]

What about the beacon tuning experiments???

[Brooster]

Don't forget story night!

[Jonboy]

Uncle G.,

Tell me about the time 7-of-9 beat Liet in a duel.