Help Help! I'm being repressed!

Jump

That's because I deleted the QK pilot name.

*grabs another wet trout to smack the frog with*.

Wild_Bill

Frog abuse can become addictive can it not? Where's Ms Piggy when you need her?

Golgath

1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.

2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.

3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.

4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infailible.

5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives

NONE OF THIS WORKS!!!!!!!
you owe me now levay

Jump

Bumping of ancient posts is not allowed. Please start a new thread and link to your referance. Thanks.

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	Jump Big Daddy Pilot Name: JumpDemon Faction: Solrain Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, Ca. Posts: 6,938	That's because I deleted the QK pilot name. grabs another wet trout to smack the frog with.
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	Wild_Bill Member Pilot Name: Wild_Bill Faction: Octavius Joystick: MS Sidewinder Precision Plus Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Abilene Texas Posts: 785	Frog abuse can become addictive can it not? Where's Ms Piggy when you need her?


	Golgath Member Pilot Name: Golgath Faction: Pirate Joystick: X52 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: K.C.MO. Posts: 112	Re: Help Help! I'm being repressed! 1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible. 2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA. 3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try. 4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infailible. 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives NONE OF THIS WORKS!!!!!!! you owe me now levay
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