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Pilot Name: Maximiis
Joystick: MS Sidewinder Precision2
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Austria
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S.U.P.E.R.M.A.X.: Synthetic Unit Programmed for Exploration, Rational Mathematics and Accurate Xenocide
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How to leave the Planet: 1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible. 2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA. 3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try. 4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infailible. 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives. |
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Pilot Name: Elmdor
Faction: Quantar
Joystick: Microsoft FF2
Join Date: Nov 2004
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<Delphince> I stopped caring about matter farms the day I realized masterbation was an exploit |
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Positronic Ytterbium Replicant Optimized for Peacekeeping, Hazardous Repair and Efficient Destruction
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Do you ever wonder why a lot of things we buy say "Made in China"? Because China is gold farming America? Priest, or something, in the Cult of Apathy - Join us!! In our quest to... oh never mind |
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