[Wolf]

Sometimes after having a few beers I get kinda bored. Sooooo I kinda figured I'd come over here and see what all you youngins have posted about over the day.

You guys dont post to much. Granted if you post to much the blue meanies will come get ya for.....I dont know but they will finds something to get ya for.

Then it came to me. Like a bolt of lightnin straight from the heavens themselves.

There is alot of stuff on Jumps site to click on. Lots. I tried to count but lost count cause I had to go pee and when I came back I had lost intrest in counting all the things I could click. So I figure4d I'd go play the arcade.

My internet died. I called the internet people to see why. They told me my modem was outdated. I told them they were screwed in their head.

They said no that it really was outdated and like another bolt of lightnin from the heavens I managed to give meself a case of the stupid syndrome and asked them "Well when was that?"

They responded it was at the time that I lost my internet. They upgraded their doscis thingmajigy to the next level and my cable modem wont work.
I just hung up the phone. Wasnt much I could say.

I went to walmart to get a new modem. Got one. Came home hooked it up. Called in new serial number and mac address. Tjhey told me to wait for about 10 minutes so system would recognize my new modem.

An hour later it got recognized. I'm back online....happy happy joy joy.

I could only get half the intwernet. They had this router that had over 50% packet loss and anything that went through that routed didnt make it out the otherside. I couldnt access Jumps site here. No Arcade. No counting. No clicking.

I called to complain. they told me that they were down from 11pm est to 6am est and to check back before 6am est to check for connectivity. Of course I managed to piss the ghuy off cause I corrected him. I told him he meant after 6am est. He tried to say no before but I tols him that if I checked it before 6am est the stuff would still be down. So it would be after 6am to check for connectivety.

He rudely said yeah thats what he meant. He then asked me if I had any other issues. I said nah but that it was intresting that since I had been talkihng to him that bad router had suddenly disapeared.

He hung up. He didnt say bye either. No juju bees fer him.

Grizz took my juju bees and I want them back.

After router had disapeared I had full internet back and I could come here.

Then it dawned on.

Jump is a master crafstman and nobody knows it. His whole site is about Joystick type stuff yet there is so much stuff to click on. Everything is something clickable. Even the schnozberry pie is clickable.

The arcade thingy is great addition. Love it but still cant figure out how to throw consistant strikes in bowling so I can bowl a perfect game. Pretty much every game in that arcade is a point and click game.


JUMP'S WHOLE SITE is a POINT AND CLICK GAME. at least it is to me. I'm gonna have to oneday click everything.

Of course with my luck yout guys have known this and been keepin secrwets from me. That aint no fun.

Of course it can be a corrective tool as well. Next time I hear a student at work complain there is nothing to do I'm gonna tell thwem to come here and click everything once. Of course they are gonna ask me if I'm serious. I'm gonna look at them straight in the eye and say ......"YESsss"

Then I'm gonna tell the lil pukes that the site is a test site and that we are gonna use it for a live TV auction. The lady (sorry Jump our web person is a geeerrrllll) who does our webpages is going to overlay the auction page over the code for this page. She should only have to change a few lines.

Theach them to complain when they are bored. Never ever ever comnplain you have nothing to do at work. Never.

I'm going to go drink some more I think. Cause I can.


"Picture yourself on a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies....."

[Jump]

You don't seem to realize that most of us use this. Thus making this site a joystick game. You need to keep up. Have another beer.

[Pyrophred]

alcohol what a great invention

[Algore]

I quite like you I think Pyro