First Michael Vic and now Wil Wheaton?

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What's this world coming to when all its stars turn to depravity?

Los Angeles, CA – Actor and Internet personality, Wil Wheaton, has been indicted by federal prosecutors on charges of promoting and hosting a robot fighting ring.
Prosecutors allege Wheaton kicked and electrocuted robots that weren't performing well, as many as fifteen robots. "He just blew their circuits," said US Attorney Bob Schrumpkin.

The news shocked fans of Wheaton's, many of whom are robot owners themselves. Christie Cho of Simi Valley said, "I have an Aibo and a Poo-Chi and I love them. I can't believe the cruelty. I'll be putting my DVD of Stand By Me up on Ebay."

Wheaton contends that nobody gets hurt in robot fighting, and that people just don't understand. "It's deeply ingrained in the geek culture. We see nothing wrong with it," said Wheaton. "We get together, drink a few Red Bulls and watch the robots fight it out. I don’t see what the big deal is."

Read More BBspot - Wil Wheaton Indicted for Role in Robot Fighting Ring

Aphelion

Oh you silly, silly webmaster.

Still, Wil Wheaton should die.

Milkman

Anyone who wants to kill Wil Wheaton has to go through me first! Seriously, he is a good guy. FYI he gave the keynote address at PAX... and was a hit im told.

OCModShop - Wil Wheaton Keynote Address @ PAX 07

Has the audio of the speech. The speech may be considered NSFW... but ya got to like a speech that starts out with "My name is Wil Wheaton, and Jack Thompson can suck my balls!"

Sorry if that was inappropriate... but its a quote and a good one at that.

Long live Gamers!

Jump

Yeah, read that when it came out. However, the above is funnier.

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	Jump Big Daddy Pilot Name: JumpDemon Faction: Solrain Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, Ca. Posts: 6,939	First Michael Vic and now Wil Wheaton? What's this world coming to when all its stars turn to depravity? Los Angeles, CA – Actor and Internet personality, Wil Wheaton, has been indicted by federal prosecutors on charges of promoting and hosting a robot fighting ring. Prosecutors allege Wheaton kicked and electrocuted robots that weren't performing well, as many as fifteen robots. "He just blew their circuits," said US Attorney Bob Schrumpkin. The news shocked fans of Wheaton's, many of whom are robot owners themselves. Christie Cho of Simi Valley said, "I have an Aibo and a Poo-Chi and I love them. I can't believe the cruelty. I'll be putting my DVD of Stand By Me up on Ebay." Wheaton contends that nobody gets hurt in robot fighting, and that people just don't understand. "It's deeply ingrained in the geek culture. We see nothing wrong with it," said Wheaton. "We get together, drink a few Red Bulls and watch the robots fight it out. I don’t see what the big deal is." Read More BBspot - Wil Wheaton Indicted for Role in Robot Fighting Ring
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	Aphelion Member Pilot Name: Aphelion Joystick: MS FF1 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ring View Posts: 305	Re: First Michael Vic and now Wil Wheaton? Oh you silly, silly webmaster. Still, Wil Wheaton should die.
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	Milkman Moderator Pilot Name: Milkman Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 303	Re: First Michael Vic and now Wil Wheaton? Anyone who wants to kill Wil Wheaton has to go through me first! Seriously, he is a good guy. FYI he gave the keynote address at PAX... and was a hit im told. OCModShop - Wil Wheaton Keynote Address @ PAX 07 Has the audio of the speech. The speech may be considered NSFW... but ya got to like a speech that starts out with "My name is Wil Wheaton, and Jack Thompson can suck my balls!" Sorry if that was inappropriate... but its a quote and a good one at that. Long live Gamers!
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