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Beta n00b
Pilot Name: LaVey
Joystick: Logitech Freedom 2.4
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Gothenburg Sweden
Posts: 159
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Happy new year!
I've been working all night at a nightclub, so bloody glad I don't have to be out and see those n00b's drink.
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How to leave the Planet:
1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infailible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
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