Hey you WoW nerds, need a GF?

netburnr

Looking for gamer guy! PST!

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Jump

That's pretty sad.

Tim

... I just don't understand kids anymore...

Ambrosius

If I buy a couple of qualifying WoW accounts, do you think she'll overlook all that "sense of humor, honesty, loyalty, intelligence and 'between 22 and 26' . . ." yadda, yadda garbage part?

(Frankly I think a Jumpgate vet, Quantar Optimus with over a billion credits, over 300 PKs and over 10k flux kills -- not to mention several other notable character accounts -- beats a WoW player with 2 70s and 2000 PvP rating anyway -- even if he is overweight and balding with a daughter the same age as the gamer-girl).

Tim

what we need here is a base geek-rating scale, a quotient of which could be calculated based on any number of games to arrive at a universal standard of Geek.

Tho I'm sure that your ratio of reality:sexah is about the same as her ratio of same, age be damned

Diver012

What a great Idea! Im gonna change my online dating profile..

Looking for a Gaming Girl!

Must have at least 1 LVL 50 Sol account in Jumpgate Classic
Must be proficient in Hauling Cargo and Killing Flux
Must have own equipment..
Ages between 18 and 65 Only! No exceptions!

Not!

Ambrosius

Ambrosius

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim

Tho I'm sure that your ratio of reality:sexah is about the same as her ratio of same, age be damned

Are you saying she's HOTTTT?

Tobyus

Having 2 70's isn't too difficult, but a PVP rating of 2000, especially on some servers can be a real challenge, or at least it was when I quit. There were less than a handful of arena teams on our entire server with ratings over 2000 from what I recall.

Eraser55

haha..net, were u looking for gamer guys when u found this?

netburnr

Negative, digg upcoming section

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