I just clipped my toenails

GrimGriz

I thought you should know. How often do you guys clip your toenails? My friend used to have his wife do it for him, and he wasn't like too fat to reach them or anything. It made me a little nauseous. They're divorced now.

Jump

I use a Dremel because it's manly and it's faster.

GrimGriz

I'm a computer nerd, I got used to not being manly a long time ago. In fact, I'm not absolutely sure a Dremel is what I think it is

netburnr

I use my nails to rip them off, and bite my fingernails...so pretty much when ever they are long enough to do either of those things.

Hornet

I clip them when they get long enough to start tappity-tappity om my keyboard...or when I actually attempt to practice guitar.

Jump

Wow, that's amazing that you can type and play guitar with your toes. Can we get a video of that amazing feat?

Hornet

Ohh, i thought it was clip your nails, not TOEnails...gah. Well I clip them all at the same time, so...ya.

Smegit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jump

Wow, that's amazing that you can type and play guitar with your toes. Can we get a video of that amazing feat?

Shouldn't that be amazing feet?

Smeg

Jump

No, I meant the pun as intended.

feat - Definitions from Dictionary.com

QrazyKermi

I used to clip them as needed. But now that I'm KOS by a couple of 15 year old puberty exploring has beens, I better clip them more often. I just might have to leave town with no warning. And you don't want to be on the run with long toenails.

Jump

Now now, let's not go there.

QrazyKermi

Jump... hold me. I'm scared. Though I did notice a nice new batch of Kenworths at a dealer I pass on occasion.

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	GrimGriz Highest Order Hypocrite Faction: non-aligned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Portland Posts: 2,707 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	I just clipped my toenails I thought you should know. How often do you guys clip your toenails? My friend used to have his wife do it for him, and he wasn't like too fat to reach them or anything. It made me a little nauseous. They're divorced now.


	Jump Big Daddy Pilot Name: JumpDemon Faction: Solrain Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, Ca. Posts: 7,036	Re: I just clipped my toenails I use a Dremel because it's manly and it's faster.
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	GrimGriz Highest Order Hypocrite Faction: non-aligned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Portland Posts: 2,707 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: I just clipped my toenails I'm a computer nerd, I got used to not being manly a long time ago. In fact, I'm not absolutely sure a Dremel is what I think it is


	netburnr I love everyone Pilot Name: netburnrol Faction: Pirate Joystick: X52 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Austin Posts: 2,277 Nominated 2 Times in 2 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1	Re: I just clipped my toenails I use my nails to rip them off, and bite my fingernails...so pretty much when ever they are long enough to do either of those things.


	Hornet Member Pilot Name: Hornet Faction: Solrain Joystick: Saitek x52 & Saitek rudder pedals Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 339 Nominated 2 Times in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1	Re: I just clipped my toenails I clip them when they get long enough to start tappity-tappity om my keyboard...or when I actually attempt to practice guitar.


	Jump Big Daddy Pilot Name: JumpDemon Faction: Solrain Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, Ca. Posts: 7,036	Re: I just clipped my toenails Wow, that's amazing that you can type and play guitar with your toes. Can we get a video of that amazing feat?


	Hornet Member Pilot Name: Hornet Faction: Solrain Joystick: Saitek x52 & Saitek rudder pedals Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 339 Nominated 2 Times in 1 Post TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1	Re: I just clipped my toenails Ohh, i thought it was clip your nails, not TOEnails...gah. Well I clip them all at the same time, so...ya.


	Jump Big Daddy Pilot Name: JumpDemon Faction: Solrain Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, Ca. Posts: 7,036	Re: I just clipped my toenails No, I meant the pun as intended. feat - Definitions from Dictionary.com


	QrazyKermi Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: CT Posts: 579 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: I just clipped my toenails I used to clip them as needed. But now that I'm KOS by a couple of 15 year old puberty exploring has beens, I better clip them more often. I just might have to leave town with no warning. And you don't want to be on the run with long toenails.


	Jump Big Daddy Pilot Name: JumpDemon Faction: Solrain Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, Ca. Posts: 7,036	Re: I just clipped my toenails Now now, let's not go there.


	QrazyKermi Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: CT Posts: 579 Nominated 0 Times in 0 Posts TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0	Re: I just clipped my toenails Jump... hold me. I'm scared. Though I did notice a nice new batch of Kenworths at a dealer I pass on occasion.