I'm a nerd

netburnr

Its true, someone just told me this star trek joke and I was laughin my ass off.

Whats do Star Trek in Toilet Paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

Jump

Oh my, that is old. You must be a recent nerd affiliate. To be fully affiliated you need to listen to Weird Al's White and Nerdy for 24 hours straight. Yep, that should do it.

So you use the circle motion eh?

Tritian

dude thats the oldest joke in the book.

i've always told it "They both travel around Uranus in search of Klingons", but then again i havent told it in like, 15 years. =P

Remember that Star Trekkin' song?

"Star Trekkin', across the universe.
On the starship Enterprise under captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin', across the universe.
Boldly going forward, 'cause we cant find reverse.

Second verse, Same as the first!"

Jump

Yep, we found another nerd.

Eraser55

lol nerds- ^^^keep on nerding.

project3wc

priceless

Pyrophred

I always heard it this way

Whats do kirk and toilet paper have in common?

They both have to get through the Klingons to get to Uranus

Jump

I like Star Trek and all, but Kirk isn't getting through to Myanus.

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	Jump Big Daddy Pilot Name: JumpDemon Faction: Solrain Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, Ca. Posts: 6,959	Re: I'm a nerd Oh my, that is old. You must be a recent nerd affiliate. To be fully affiliated you need to listen to Weird Al's White and Nerdy for 24 hours straight. Yep, that should do it. So you use the circle motion eh?
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	Tritian Member Pilot Name: Tritian Faction: Pirate Joystick: Mouse Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Behind you. Posts: 846	Re: I'm a nerd dude thats the oldest joke in the book. i've always told it "They both travel around Uranus in search of Klingons", but then again i havent told it in like, 15 years. =P Remember that Star Trekkin' song? "Star Trekkin', across the universe. On the starship Enterprise under captain Kirk. Star Trekkin', across the universe. Boldly going forward, 'cause we cant find reverse. Second verse, Same as the first!"


	Jump Big Daddy Pilot Name: JumpDemon Faction: Solrain Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tracy, Ca. Posts: 6,959	Re: I'm a nerd Yep, we found another nerd.


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