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How to leave the Planet: 1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible. 2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA. 3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try. 4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infailible. 5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives. |
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Dogs rule, cats drool.
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Nah, not evil, just trying to hypnotize LaVey.
"You are getting sleepy. You are getting very sleepy. You are now under my power, and will obey my commands. You will open up a can of tuna and leave its contents in my food bowl..." ![]() (As a former catslave, I'd imagine that if they had opposable thumbs there'd be a lot fewer cats kept as pets... ) |
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