Wrong on soooo many levels..

skipjack

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an
escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told
him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.'

Eraser55

OMFG thats a good one

hahaha.. But why would he escape from prison if hes gay..

skipjack

maybe he was looking for you

Dex

Holy crap, that's a good one dude!

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	skipjack Member Pilot Name: skipjack Faction: Octavius Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 146	Wrong on soooo many levels.. A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.'
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	Eraser55 Member Pilot Name: Eraser55 Faction: Hyperial Joystick: I hate Tigerwoods Join Date: May 2005 Location: HP SUxland.. Posts: 755	Re: Wrong on soooo many levels.. OMFG thats a good one hahaha.. But why would he escape from prison if hes gay..
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	skipjack Member Pilot Name: skipjack Faction: Octavius Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 146	Re: Wrong on soooo many levels.. maybe he was looking for you


	Dex Recruit Pilot Name: Don't remember Faction: non-aligned Joystick: Logitech Freedom2.4 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: DK Posts: 15	Re: Wrong on soooo many levels.. Holy crap, that's a good one dude!

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