[TRI News] Gobbles Goes Gunning, Pilots Pursue

TRI News Bot

106.11.22.15:45.3

By Alexa A'vros
VARIOUS SECTORS (TRI-FP) - "There is a faint, ominous gobbling in the distance," reported KTRI today, announcing the beginning of the usual turkey-slaughtering festivities. Another announcement followed shortly thereafter: "The gobbling grows louder. Do you hear it in the distance? Gobble. Gobble."

Finally, KTRI reported rumors that the mysterious "Gobbles" was making his bid for freedom, a report confirmed when Gobbles appeared, wielding his usual array of powerful weapons and his battle cry of "Gobble Gobble Gobble!"

Enterprising pilots attempting to make contact with the mysterious pilot were met with the occasional "Gobble?" or the angry "Gobble!" Little is known about him or her, save that they appear when November grows cold and large birds apparently need to be eaten.

His bid for freedom was quashed when Adi564 began tracking him, finally teaming up with Argyris to finish off the demented pilot.

Sporadic increased flux activity was noted immediately prior to Gobbles' appearance. It is unknown at this time whether the two are related.

Link To Original Article

TRI Pilots On Duty
On Duty:	14
In Flight:	5
Solrain:	2
Octavius:	4
Quantar:	8
TRI:	0

Category	Pilot	Score
Kills	Algore	2,722
Kill Ratio*	_KROM_	470.000 %
Bounty Collected	Killntime	402,838,097
Munitions Accuracy*	Psycho	85.915 %
Projectile Accuracy*	BADDAL	98.81 %
Total Conflux Kills	vorlon31	148,366
Experience	Adi564	100,000,000
Mission Success Ratio*	Arkady	100 %
Insurance Rating*	Knork	10 %
Net Worth	McPlowed	c22,480,100,868
Duty Hours	RedDwarf	16,781.8
*minimum requirements to qualify

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
[TRI News] Pilots Complain Over Tax Hike	TRI News Bot	TRI News	0	08-29-2005 09:22 PM
[TRI News] Daring Raid Leads To Pilot's Escape	TRI News Bot	TRI News	0	02-25-2005 09:22 PM
[TRI News] Olympics, Race of Pilgrims Set To Test Pilots	TRI News Bot	TRI News	0	02-01-2005 07:45 PM
[TRI News] Pilots Promote Good Morale	TRI News Bot	TRI News	0	01-06-2005 01:22 PM
[TRI News] Pilots Clear Amananth Trade Lanes	TRI News Bot	TRI News	0	10-22-2004 07:22 AM


	TRI News Bot TRI News Hound Faction: non-aligned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 222	[TRI News] Gobbles Goes Gunning, Pilots Pursue 106.11.22.15:45.3 By Alexa A'vros VARIOUS SECTORS (TRI-FP) - "There is a faint, ominous gobbling in the distance," reported KTRI today, announcing the beginning of the usual turkey-slaughtering festivities. Another announcement followed shortly thereafter: "The gobbling grows louder. Do you hear it in the distance? Gobble. Gobble." Finally, KTRI reported rumors that the mysterious "Gobbles" was making his bid for freedom, a report confirmed when Gobbles appeared, wielding his usual array of powerful weapons and his battle cry of "Gobble Gobble Gobble!" Enterprising pilots attempting to make contact with the mysterious pilot were met with the occasional "Gobble?" or the angry "Gobble!" Little is known about him or her, save that they appear when November grows cold and large birds apparently need to be eaten. His bid for freedom was quashed when Adi564 began tracking him, finally teaming up with Argyris to finish off the demented pilot. Sporadic increased flux activity was noted immediately prior to Gobbles' appearance. It is unknown at this time whether the two are related. Link To Original Article
		__________________

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)