[TRI News Bot]

By Zoe Vexel
TRI-HQ (TRI-FP) - In a mysterious coincidence, the offices of TRINN and TRI-RMD were both effectively shutdown earlier this week, as almost all personnel within these organizations were taken ill with symptoms that included shakes, headache, fever, nausea and general lethargy.
"All of here at TRINN are extremely sorry for the break in our reporting services, but we simply have not had any staff unaffected by this virus," explained Tsesher Roftley, TRINN President. "With our reporters returning to work, we are actively catching up on recent news, and we are doing our best to get the stories that matter onto the wire."

"This was a very strange virus," commented Dr Jay Harris, of the TRI Medial Board. "Its ability to effectively neutralize several key TRI personnel simultaneously is unheard of. However, we believe that the worst is over, and those affected are recovering, and have been released to return to their duties. Anyone reporting similar symptoms should contact the nearest station medical facility, so as quarantine procedures may be initialized."

TRI-RMD Director Echo Tetsab is said to be recovering well after a particularly severe case.

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