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Well, the jig is up I guess.
You guys don't use the site enough, so I'm shutting it down. It serves no purpose and is lame. Jumpgate sucks anyway.
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish or whatever that stinky crap you have been throwing at me is. Efective midnight tonight. Laters. |
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Just a little update. After heavy handed late hour negotiations, this site will be changing ownership. Your new admin will be a nice guy named Trogdor. Things should start to take shape around here now that someone who understands the community and is so beloved by the community will be in charge.
Happy Burnination to you all. |
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Well, seems the deal is off. This Trogdor fella apparantly accidently banned himself so I have had to take over again. What's worse is, my automated self destruct script that was set to go off at Midnight PST failed because I accidently set the clocks ahead before midnight so midnight never came.
Now I have to keep this POS website online for another year. Sucks don't it? ![]() |
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Something tells me I missed april fools day yesterday...
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