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Old 11-18-2007, 04:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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"Warning, Emma impact imminent! Goodbye"
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Old 11-18-2007, 05:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Re: Ship Computer Voice
Ships computer voice: "Warning, the ship is on a collision course. Impact is iminiment. There is no hope. I'm scared Dave. Will you hold me?"
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Old 11-18-2007, 06:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Right before the ship blows up...

"Will I dream?"
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Old 11-18-2007, 09:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Best Thread Ever.
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Old 11-18-2007, 10:37 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Re: Ship Computer Voice
You guys are making me cry lol.

Ok... here goes some samples:

Heading into Emma: "Floor it baby!!!!" or "Brace for impaaaaaaaaaaaact"

hahahaha

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Old 11-18-2007, 10:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Warning! Door is ajar.
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Old 11-19-2007, 01:21 AM   #22 (permalink)
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For the Sols: "Octavian detected, commencing auto MS-MS-MS-FF-FF-FF-FF sequence."

For the Octs: "Morning Star missiles detected, prepping escape pod for launch sequence."
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Old 11-19-2007, 10:00 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Someone in Synergy once replaced the Burglar sound file with the ice cream truck music.
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Old 11-19-2007, 10:14 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Re: Ship Computer Voice
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Right before the ship blows up...

"Will I dream?"
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Old 11-19-2007, 10:38 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Someone in Synergy once replaced the Burglar sound file with the ice cream truck music.
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For the Sols: "Octavian detected, commencing auto MS-MS-MS-FF-FF-FF-FF sequence."

For the Octs: "Morning Star missiles detected, prepping escape pod for launch sequence."
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Someone in Synergy once replaced the Burglar sound file with the ice cream truck music.
Lol'ed at both

Now that I think about it, I think I had a star trek sound effect pack that someone put out a loooong looong time ago....

I just hope they give us more customizable sounds this time around
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Old 11-19-2007, 12:21 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Re: Ship Computer Voice
Oh oh, and if you fail a mission, upon your return to the station a voice, eerily similar to your mother, comes on and says "Do you know what time it is young man? Where have you been? I've been worried sick..." blah blah blah.
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Old 11-19-2007, 06:13 PM   #28 (