Ship Computer Voice

GrimGriz

When getting ripped because you don't have turrets:

"Go ahead and quit, the AI will replace you!!"

Eraser55

LOL GG. Im sure that will def make people stay, not ironic.

QrazyKermi

When podded, you'll get an advertisement saying, "You know, you could have saved X credits if you had switched to GEICO".

Hornet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liet

Someone in Synergy once replaced the Burglar sound file with the ice cream truck music.

BF2 Desert Conflict has that ice cream truck sound when u drive a booby-trapped truck. U drive up to your enemies with that music playing, right click and BOOOOM!

Ambrosius

Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!! Wah wa wah wahh wah waaahhh!

Bingofuel

Privateer 2
"Bend over and kiss your arse goodby."

Istanbul

MMM... what if we could do something like vent has where you type in your name phonetically so that the ship's computer would actually say, "Welcome Pilot Istanbul, you may proceed." etc.

project3wc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Istanbul

MMM... what if we could do something like vent has where you type in your name phonetically so that the ship's computer would actually say, "Welcome Pilot Istanbul, you may proceed." etc.

that'd be awesome.

Diver012

"Your not qualified to pilot this vessel. Pilot ejection sequence initiated!"

netburnr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Istanbul

MMM... what if we could do something like vent has where you type in your name phonetically so that the ship's computer would actually say, "Welcome Pilot Istanbul, you may proceed." etc.

+1!!!!

project3wc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diver012

"Your not qualified to pilot this vessel. Pilot ejection sequence initiated!"

then we'd see the actual pod eject.
i wonder how hard it would be to implement something like that where the computer would talk like in vent.

Jump

"Hello Pilot. Is that a new joystick or are you just happy to see me?"

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On Duty:	51
In Flight:	33
Solrain:	10
Octavius:	20
Quantar:	21
TRI:	0

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Kill Ratio*	Greedy	650.000 %
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	GrimGriz Highest Order Hypocrite Faction: non-aligned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Portland Posts: 2,648	Re: Ship Computer Voice When getting ripped because you don't have turrets: "Go ahead and quit, the AI will replace you!!"


	Eraser55 Member Pilot Name: Eraser55 Faction: Hyperial Joystick: I hate Tigerwoods Join Date: May 2005 Location: HP SUxland.. Posts: 763	Re: Ship Computer Voice LOL GG. Im sure that will def make people stay, not ironic.
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	QrazyKermi Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: CT Posts: 577	Re: Ship Computer Voice When podded, you'll get an advertisement saying, "You know, you could have saved X credits if you had switched to GEICO".


	Ambrosius Member Pilot Name: Ambrosius Faction: Quantar Joystick: MS FF2 Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Stone Temple Posts: 1,661	Re: Ship Computer Voice Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!! Wah wa wah wahh wah waaahhh!
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	Bingofuel Member Faction: Solrain Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 146	Re: Ship Computer Voice Privateer 2 "Bend over and kiss your arse goodby."


	Istanbul Member Pilot Name: Istanbul Joystick: Logitech Extreme 3D Pro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: WI Posts: 788	Re: Ship Computer Voice MMM... what if we could do something like vent has where you type in your name phonetically so that the ship's computer would actually say, "Welcome Pilot Istanbul, you may proceed." etc.
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	Diver012 Moderator Pilot Name: Diver012 Faction: non-aligned Joystick: Cyborg Evo Join Date: May 2004 Location: Ocean Isle Beach Posts: 290	Re: Ship Computer Voice "Your not qualified to pilot this vessel. Pilot ejection sequence initiated!"


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